Sloan: What’s That All Aboot?

Touring to promote their 20 years as a band and their latest release, “The Double Cross” (Pitchfork 8.1), her Mims and I dropped in on the Canadian power poppers only to face a 2.5 hour delay. I know these guys are geezers, but did they really need to take a nap before hitting the stage? Didn’t they know that the bulk of their audience had to work in comic book stores in the morning? I was so annoyed when they finally came out at 10:30pm, that I was almost deaf to their sugary goodness. Sadly, they didn’t play too much from their masterpiece “Never Hear the End of It,” and, oddly, they let 4th songwriter and principal drummer, Andrew Scott do a five song mini-concert. Not a lot of harmonizing during the Scott songs, which makes them less appealing.

Chris Murphy might be the best rock bassist going. He plays it like a lead instrument a la Paul “the dead one” McCartney. He and guitarist Jay Ferguson are the reasons to love this band. Next time, though, show up on time! (Friends of mine can insert their own jokes about timeliness now).

Speaking of being on time, just put the finishing touches on to our Best of 2010 list. Read it on the music page and look back fondly on the year that was adequate. Of course, 2011 is shaping up to be a great year for new releases, even if you don’t like Radiohead’s “King of Limbs,” (“Derrick Smalls on lead bass, he wrote this.”)

Finally, here’s a nice shot of me and Piper Palin. No, I kid. It’s Genevieve Schatz of the band Company of Thieves. They put on a great set opening for The Hold Steady, which is no small feat. Check out their song “Oscar Wilde,” and call me in the morning.

The Mike Mills Interview

I am not saying I’m a better interviewer than Mike or Chris Wallace combined, but let’s just say the work speaks for itself. I recently got to “gotcha journalism lamestream media” R.E.M. bassist, Mike Mills. This is all from memory. Keep in mind, I had recently consumed absinthe. True story.

Mike (talking to a man in a wheelchair): mumble, mumble.

Philistine: Timmy. Timmy.

Mike: Nice meeting you.

Philistine: Mike, quick question and a follow up. Best R.E.M. album, and a follow up, best song?

Mike: Well, I don’t know if I have a favorite. I don’t really listen to our stuff. I think it’s all pretty good.

Philistine: Wrong! “Fables of the Reconstruction” is clearly the best album, and the best song is “Harborcoat.” Next question. You’ve made some money. Want to invest in a movie we’re making?

Mike: I don’t if I’d invest in a movie. I might want to do the score.

Philistine: Yeah, like people want to hear a bass player’s soundtrack. Good try.

Mims: We are making a movie.

Philistine: This is MY interview! Hey, the new record is pretty good. I burned a copy for him (pointing to Etouffe) but he hasn’t listened to it yet.

Etouffe: He made a back up file, is what he meant to say.

Mike: (to Etouffe) Are you a fucking lawyer?

End of Interview.

What is the Arabic Word for “Glee?”

Al Jazeera is now broadcasting the Fox Television hit “Glee” to audiences throughout the Middle East. Sensitive to cultural differences, a few minor changes have been instituted:

No music
No dancing
No drugs/alcohol
And in the first episode, Kurt and Sue Sylvester are beheaded.