What do you mean "you thought you thaw a puttytat?"

No, Neko Case, you're delightful!

Stop saying "The Buck Stops Here," and let's get out of this cockpit.

I'm pretty sure I can handle Charlemagne while you look for Holly, Craig.

I’m pretty sure I can handle Charlemagne while you look for Holly, Craig.

My toe tag says John Doe too!

Husker Don't! You had me at Mould.

Husker Don’t! You had me at Mould.

Gary Louris is my favorite Dr. Suess book as well.

Gary Louris is my favorite Dr. Suess book as well.

Billy Zoom agrees that Decker was a replicant.

Pernice cousins? We both have MFA's and both qualify for food stamps.

You better not be "Tempted" by the fruit in my cocktail, Difford.

You better not be “Tempted” by the fruit in my cocktail, Difford.

Mark Eitzel and I are waiting for Godot.

Miles Kurowsky giving me a Vulcan stun.

Old man and Newman - A. C. Newman, that is.

Sure, Rhett Miller. I'll be your wing man.

Mike, did you punch Stipe? Is that why "everybody hurts?"

Mike, did you punch Stipe? Is that why “everybody hurts?”

I'm Keene on a lumbersexual too, Tommy.

I’m Keene on a lumbersexual too, Tommy.

Jerome Bettis and I about to call jihad on a pizza!

Hey, Lou Reed, camera's this way, babe.

I'm afraid of everything too, Matt Berninger!

Nicolay v. Nikolai: This Time It's Personal!

Leave the shades on, McCaughey. You look fresh.

Thanks for Idaho spuds, Josh Ritter.

What's cooking, Sheff?

Lloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken.

Let me repeat that: Joe Biden!