2017
Sep
27
The Suspect Is In Our Sights
“I sipped my Dunkin coffee as my partner, Pat pulled up behind the suspect. From ...”
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2015
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2014
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The Invisible Man Redux
“Is anyone watching The Watchmen? Has anyone suggested that perhaps police officers in America are a ...”
Aug
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30
Have You Purchased "Corpsing" Yet? Schnell!!!
“Somewhere between "Citizen Kane" and "Bowfinger" lies "Corpsing," an independent film that I helped to ...”
28
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Happy Father's Day Rock
“I know Dad Rock is supposed to be an insulting term that references muffin tops ...”
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2013
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2012
Oct
28
Political Rope a Dope
“Remember the lead President Obama had over Mitch Romney prior to the first debate? What? ...”
08
It's Over
“So the President seemed sleepy at the first debate in Denver last week. Unless Mitt ...”
Sep
13
Hold the Mould, Kluke!
“With the release of "The Silver Age" on Merge, Bob Mould's musical career has now ...”
Aug
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18
Right Under Their Noses
“As a political "professional" and a byproduct of a "Prometheus Engineer," I am often incredulous ...”
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Farewell, MCA
“Fact: "Fight for Your Right (to Party)" was the best American song of the 1980s. Fact: ...”
Apr
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21
Tweet Nation
“Not sure why you still aren't following us on The Twitter. We even have a ...”
10
I Endorse My Opponent
“As our Party draws closer to naming our nominee, it has become apparent that that ...”
Jan
12
NY Times Loses Bet, Continues to Publish Brooks
“Our editorial team just returned from our holiday sojourn to find perpetually confused New York ...”
2011
Nov
29
A Pledge to Get Us In and Out of Afghanistan
“This must make Brit Hume spin around in Ronald Reagan's grave! Of course, we can still ...”
17
GOP Debate News
“Sure, Herman "Herb" Cain doesn't know shit from shinola, but he didn't call himself "Herb". ...”
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27
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New Wilco, New Everything
“New "album" out on 9/27, the day that changed everything. Pre-order at the webby: Also, you ...”
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24
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10
What is the Arabic Word for "Glee?"
“Al Jazeera is now broadcasting the Fox Television hit "Glee" to audiences throughout the Middle ...”
Jan
03
Was 2010 Really That Bad?
“Well, it wasn't Rangers v. Giants bad. Oh, yes it was. How about a movie ...”
2010
Nov
13
And the Oscar Goes to: The Southern Strategy
“In his new (and most likely only) memoir, "Decidin' Points," George W. Bush claims that ...”
04
Jon Stewart Auditions for "The Tonight Show"
“Before America got corporated on Tuesday, Jon Stewart decided to use the occasion of the ...”
Oct
Sep
14
Barney Rubble, What an Actor.
“Remember when Marty Scorsese worked with actors other than Leonardo DiCaprio? Me neither. But here's ...”
Aug
26
18
Building a Rita's at Little Big Horn
“Our editorial board was not really paying attention to the contrived controversy of the proposed ...”
12
05
Finally, Evidence to Acquit Mr. Howler
“Colbert puts our minds at ease again. You're welcome. The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / ...”
04
02
New Music Monday
“The much antioxidant new release from the Arcade Fire comes out tomorrow, not today. They ...”
Jul
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29
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06
McDonald's To Buy Oil Spill Naming Rights
“Hell's Parish, LA, - Business Week reports leaks that restaurant giant McDonald's Corp. has made ...”
May
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Children by the Millions
“Mourn for Alex Chilton. Dead at 59 from an overabundance of coolness. ”
15
Miles To Go, and Can I Get a Receipt
“If you have been waiting impatiently, like we have, for a new Beulah record since ...”
09
Feb
17
A Knack for Dying
“Doug Fieger, the frontman of late-'70s power pop band The Knack, died Sunday, Feb. 14 ...”
09
Jan
28
J.D. Salinger to Become More Reclusive
“J.D. Salinger, the legendary author of at least one book that everyone has read, has ...”
15
Worst of the 2000s
“Everyone else is doing their Best of the Aughts (and trying to come up with ...”
04
2009
Dec
21
Don't Save Me, Clarence Odbody, A-S 2
“What do you get when you mix vodka, gin and scotch with vicadin? My Christmas ...”
Nov
27
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Unintelligible
“Remember when Democrats accused Diebold, the makers of electronic voting machines, of rigging the 2004 ...”
16
I Heart Baseball
“I'm not going to do the math to find out when 2010 spring training begins, ...”
11
The Suckies
“Consider this a new segment that will focus on the worst in mainstream advertising. Our ...”
05
02
Joe Flaherty Week
“Who says the Jimmy Carter years weren't funny? ”
Oct
27
Griese Apologizes for Blowing Joke
“LePhilistine has learned that ESPN has suspended broadcaster and NFL Hall of Famer Bob Griese ...”
26
08
Blow'd Up the Moon
“NASA, either with too much time on its hands, too much money in its coffers ...”
02
Sep
25
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It Worked For Andy Samberg
“Who am I to pick on a man with a dream? Baimurat Allaberiyev, a Simple ...”
10
02
Thanks for Nothing, History Channel
“Ever see or read Arthur Miller's "The Crucible?" Don't worry, neither has Gun Bleck, but ...”
Aug
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Riding High with The Low Anthem
“Dear Justice-confirmed Sotomayer, thank you for your Latina wisdom in tacitly recommending we see The ...”
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2008
“So far so good!”
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Bad For Business 101
“Reporting from El Philistino Headquarters in Mexico City -- A U.S. kidnapping consultant was kidnapped ...”
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Jesus the Republican
“• Declares leprosy a largely preventable disease that is the result of alternative lifestyles. • Begins ...”
04
Palin Scores a Knockwurst!
“American presidential races used to be about 2 things: duels and debates. Well, we can’t ...”
Sep
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20
The Rantings of a Repeat Offender
“Shit. Back in this dump. Ain’t no way I’m gonna see “Idol” tonight. American Idol. ...”
BIG DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS
“How Ostracized Students Have Replaced Disgruntled Postal Workers as the Number One Threat to Americans As ...”
2007
Jul
20
WHY JOHN McCAIN WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES
“ESSAY, Summer 2007 Dateline, America – If you are a naïf that still believes that America ...”