• Declares leprosy a largely preventable disease that is the result of alternative lifestyles.
• Begins an off-shore ministry just out of reach of having to render unto Caesar.
• Uses knowledge of the carpentry trade to endorse a chain of Home Improvements retail outlets.
• “Dictates” gospel to publicist.
• Shaves beard and grooms hair into the messy “Jimmy Fallon”-style.
• No longer wears raiment, but instead drapes self in flag.
• Removes Judas from 12-man Board of Directors setting into motion an unfortunate chain of events.
• Speaks for God.
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Wow! These were really great. I especially liked the one about Jesus as a Republican. It could be in Esquire magazine. Very witty and insightful. You are such a great writer. I am pleased and honored to know you.
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A Very Proud K Dog
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