FotoFlexer_WoodyThanksgiving reminds us first and foremost of genocide, which is why it surprised us to see who was sporting the silver and blue of the Detroit Lions, the team owned by the Ford family. Patriarch Henry Ford’s gelatinous remains must have attempted a sloppy spin as he watched from below as Head Coach Jim Schwartz called the shots. Bless his anti-Semitic soul as he watched Schwartz’ team bumble it’s way to another loss.

Starring on defense for the Lions were 2 African-Americans with last names Cohen and Levy. Are these the Lions or the Zions? Strangely, the roster also includes a Melvin Fowler, and, on injured reserve, a Copeland Bryan. This should come as no surprise as Detroit is ranked 20th in the world for Jewish population.

Which brings us back to crazy Henry. During World War I, Ford wrote a series of viciously anti-Semitic articles for The Dearborn Independent, which he then published in book form as a hate-filled diatribe against Jews called “The International Jew: The World’s Foremost Problem”, which basically blamed Jews for all of the problems of the world. Back before they even had a professional football team.

In the early 1920s, this book was published in Germany under the title The Eternal Jew, which is really the only time the Germans shortened a title. It reportedly had a major influence on writer and pet strangler Adolf Hitler, and he almost certainly plagiarized parts of it in Mein Kampf. The admiration was mutual. Following Hitler’s assumption of power, Ford sent Hitler 50,000 Deutsch Marks every year on Hitler’s birthday. More than he ever paid drunken quarterback Bobby Layne.

And speaking of objectionable books, Sarah Palin is signing copies of “Going Rogue: An American Life,” to book burners throughout DummyLand. Having not read it, we can only highly recommend it as the missing link between The Twilight series and the Newest Testament.

In discussing her tome with Barbara Walters, Sarah weighed in on the middle east. “I disagree with the Obama administration on (limiting settlements),” Palin told Walters. “I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to be expanded upon, because that population of Israel is, is going to grow. More and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead. ”

Did she get a memo from the UJF? Lieberman? The Lions? How does she know that Jewish people will be flocking back to… Shit! End of Days! Sarah doesn’t need some dopey Mayan calendar to alert her to the second coming. Just read her book. It’s all in there.