What do you mean "you thought you thaw a puttytat?"

My toe tag says John Doe too!

Pernice Cousins? We both have MFA's and qualify for food stamps.

Mark Eitzel and I are waiting for Godot.

Miles Kurowsky giving me a Vulcan stun.

Old man and Newman - A. C. Newman, that is.

Sure, Rhett Miller. I'll be your wing man.

Jerome Bettis and I about to call jihad on a pizza!

Hey, Lou Reed, camera's this way, babe.

Nicolay v. Nikolai: This Time It's Personal!

Leave the shades on, McCaughey. You look fresh.

Thanks for Idaho spuds, Josh Ritter.

What's cooking, Sheff?

Lloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken.

No, Neko Case, you're delightful!

Let me repeat that: Joe Biden!