2010
Aug
26
18
Building a Rita's at Little Big Horn
“Our editorial board was not really paying attention to the contrived controversy of the proposed ...”
12
05
Finally, Evidence to Acquit Mr. Howler
“Colbert puts our minds at ease again. You're welcome. The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / ...”
04
02
New Music Monday
“The much antioxidant new release from the Arcade Fire comes out tomorrow, not today. They ...”
Jul
13
Jun
29
16
06
McDonald's To Buy Oil Spill Naming Rights
“Hell's Parish, LA, - Business Week reports leaks that restaurant giant McDonald's Corp. has made ...”
May
20
Mar
26
23
Children by the Millions
“Mourn for Alex Chilton. Dead at 59 from an overabundance of coolness. ”
15
Miles To Go, and Can I Get a Receipt
“If you have been waiting impatiently, like we have, for a new Beulah record since ...”
09
Win A Date-Rape With Big Ben
Feb
17
A Knack for Dying
“Doug Fieger, the frontman of late-'70s power pop band The Knack, died Sunday, Feb. 14 ...”
09
Jan
28
J.D. Salinger to Become More Reclusive
“J.D. Salinger, the legendary author of at least one book that everyone has read, has ...”
15
Worst of the 2000s
“Everyone else is doing their Best of the Aughts (and trying to come up with ...”
04
2009
Dec
21
Don't Save Me, Clarence Odbody, A-S 2
“What do you get when you mix vodka, gin and scotch with vicadin? My Christmas ...”
Nov
27
20
Unintelligible
“Remember when Democrats accused Diebold, the makers of electronic voting machines, of rigging the 2004 ...”
16
I Heart Baseball
“I'm not going to do the math to find out when 2010 spring training begins, ...”
11
The Suckies
“Consider this a new segment that will focus on the worst in mainstream advertising. Our ...”
05
02
Joe Flaherty Week
“Who says the Jimmy Carter years weren't funny? ”
Oct
27
Griese Apologizes for Blowing Joke
“LePhilistine has learned that ESPN has suspended broadcaster and NFL Hall of Famer Bob Griese ...”
26
08
Blow'd Up the Moon
“NASA, either with too much time on its hands, too much money in its coffers ...”
02
Sep
25
21
14
It Worked For Andy Samberg
“Who am I to pick on a man with a dream? Baimurat Allaberiyev, a Simple ...”
10
02
Thanks for Nothing, History Channel
“Ever see or read Arthur Miller's "The Crucible?" Don't worry, neither has Gun Bleck, but ...”
Aug
31
26
19
12
06
Riding High with The Low Anthem
“Dear Justice-confirmed Sotomayer, thank you for your Latina wisdom in tacitly recommending we see The ...”
03
Jul
29
27
23
20
14
09
06
Jun
09
May
28
26
21
Apr
27
Mar
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10
02
Feb
20
11
Jan
20
12
2008
“So far so good!”
Dec
31
23
18
Bad For Business 101
“Reporting from El Philistino Headquarters in Mexico City -- A U.S. kidnapping consultant was kidnapped ...”
09
02
Nov
28
17
05
03
Oct
31
30
29
15
10
06
Jesus the Republican
“• Declares leprosy a largely preventable disease that is the result of alternative lifestyles. • Begins ...”
04
Palin Scores a Knockwurst!
“American presidential races used to be about 2 things: duels and debates. Well, we can’t ...”
Sep
17
05
03
Aug
19
Jul
13
Jun
03
May
29
17
06
Apr
20
The Rantings of a Repeat Offender
“Shit. Back in this dump. Ain’t no way I’m gonna see “Idol” tonight. American Idol. ...”
BIG DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS
“How Ostracized Students Have Replaced Disgruntled Postal Workers as the Number One Threat to Americans As ...”
2007
Jul
20
WHY JOHN McCAIN WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES
“ESSAY, Summer 2007 Dateline, America – If you are a naïf that still believes that America ...”
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